I Fucking Love Tattoos

I´m in the culinary school, i´m a trangsguy pre-everything, from mexico, vegetarian, i love tattoos, i love to draw them and some other things, i like taking photos, pc and xbox games are my fav and i love cars and driving them... oh and i have 19y and im a gemini.and remember, i´m just like any other guy, i only want respect.


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Teacher:Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher:It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up:Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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theafrocentrics:

onlyblackgirl:

mcdontgiveafuck:

when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys 

When girls stop being brainwashed from birth that their sole purpose in life is to compete for the attention of men.

^

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willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

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